Honestly, no.

Slightly depressing comedy shit.. Enjoy.

fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

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  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
"So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you."
Sylvia Plath (via shampoo)

(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes, via shampoo)

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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http://snorlaxatives.com/post/100617187679/giant-tic-tac-snorlaxatives-if-i-could-have

giant-tic-tac:

snorlaxatives:

if i could have the answer to any question in the entire world i would definitely want to know why the FUCK scyther can’t learn fly. i mean it’s flying type. it has wings. it’s like 5 feet tall so it should be able to hold a person. why the fuck can’t it…

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

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kiyotakamine:

when you get excite for the pokemon

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